Dare County’s Representative to the State House, Beverly Boswell, introduced a bill stating life begins at conception. The idea is that by declaring a fertilized egg a person, abortions would be illegal.
Wait wait wait a minute this isn’t satire. This is real. We aren’t making this up. WTF? Seriously? Sounds like something crazy we would make up on this site. No need for jokes on this one; it is already laughable.