Nags Head – The recent erosion from the week of storms has revealed a long hidden artifact on the coast of our beaches. As the sand retreated back into the ocean, a long hidden cave entrance emerged.
Local amateur historian, Beau Daniels had a theory on the pirates that hid the treasure, “This is One Eye’d Willy for sure. He was known for his elaborate pirate hideouts full of traps and treasure.”
Already a band a scampish local children have embarked on a quest to find the treasure in an effort to save their neighborhood from being demolished to make room for a SAGA construction project. No word as to their progress, but people have reported sounds of sword fighting and sails tearing coming from within.
“We are urging the public not to enter the cave in search of hidden pirate treasure,” said Police Chief Wilson, “it is not safe, and we all know the treasure would be cursed anyway. Now we gotta find out how to get these kids out of here safely without putting our first responders at risk. If it keeps raining like this, these kids are going to get Thailanded without even realizing it.”