A visitor to the popular seafood restaurant, “I Got Your STD’s” caused quite a stir yesterday by making patrons and staff at the restaurant disappear in a cloud of dust. The man was identified by police simply as “Thanos” from Pennsylvania.
“I was in a hurry and snapped my fingers to get the attention of the wait staff for the check,” Thanos said. “Ooops.”
Thanos was booked at the Dare County Detention Center under a $300,000 bond.
Joel Copeland, the owner of I Got Your STD’s, told the OBX Report, “This situation has me totally upset. Do you know how hard it is to get help during the summer? And all those tabs that didn’t get paid? Worst of all that creep left a one-star review on Yelp for our ‘slow service.’”
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